For once, it would be nice to feel confident about how someone feels about me. To be like “I absolutely am sure that this person likes me and enjoys my presence and wishes to keep me as a friend” idk I wish that wasn’t such a rare thing but it is.
pros of dating me:
- im cute
- squishy
- always ready to make-out (…or more)
- you get to choose a movie everynight
- i’ll buy you lot of adorable shit
- i’ll play ur fave video games with u
- i’ll actually do anything you want
- anything
- i won’t ever cheat on u cuz im too lazy to do that kind of shit
- basically im perfect partner in every way possible
cons of dating me:
- im not a dragon yet
THIS IS TRUE 1000% DATE ME
"A(n Oscar) nominee is like a snowflake: each one is different, and they’re all white."
On the lack of diversity among this year’s top Academy Award nominees, JIMMY KIMMEL (via inothernews) ←
